The Un-official CSTOCK Questionnaire

• If we give you a cardboard box and some paint, can you make something that looks like a roasted turkey?
• Was McGyver ever your hero? (is he now?)
• If we show you a picture of duct tape, super glue and pvc pipe, do you immediately see the Eiffel Tower? How about a kid's playset? The Golden Gate Bridge?
• Do you have a lifetime membership to Home Depot?
• Do you think of the Home Depot employees as friends?
• Is your phone number on speed dial, labeled "Repairs", with any of your friends?
• Have you ever pondered a world without plastic cable ties?
• Can you make a flashlight from a potato? (it must work too)
• Is there a television in your garage?
• What about a recliner? (extra points for this)
• Have you ever found yourself without shoestrings because you "needed" them?
• Do you think paper mache should be an art form?

We want you! Around here, this is all perfectly normal behavior. Set design requires creativity and skill. If you answered yes to all the above questions, we need you.

Welcome to CSTOCK !

Who needs therapy when there's Theatre?